{"product_id":"you-know-youre-50-when-9780767902106","title":"You Know You're 50 When...","description":"\u003cb\u003eApproaching the half-century milestone? Know someone who is?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRichard Smith's wildly popular books have made America laugh about everything from wedding-night jitters to weight loss. Now he turns his comic talent to a subject he's experienced himself: climbing the half-century hill. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eOver the next fifteen years, 52 million Gen Xers will celebrate their fiftieth birthdays. Whether you're about to hit the big Five-O or already have your AARP card, there are certain signs that you can't ignore. Because even if you feel like you're at the top of your game, you know you're 50 when . . . \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e- Your main form of aerobic exercise is getting up to find the remote\u003cbr\u003e- You think a mosh pit is something found at the center of an exotic fruit\u003cbr\u003e- \"Performance anxiety\" refers to golf . . . and bingo night\u003cbr\u003e- You read obituaries not to see who died but how long they lived\u003cbr\u003e- Twice in one night refers to bathroom visits \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSo go ahead and spend your kid's inheritance on a Porsche (and liposuction so you can fit into it)--you've got another 50 years to go\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/njcorrectionsbookstore.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=AUTH-944064\"\u003eRichard Smith\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Crown Publishing Group (NY)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/04\/1998\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 128\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.33lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 6.79h x 5.54w x 0.46d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780767902106\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0767902106\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBISAC Categories:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/njcorrectionsbookstore.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-HUM\"\u003eHumor\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/njcorrectionsbookstore.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-HUM007000\"\u003eForm | Parodies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/njcorrectionsbookstore.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-FAM\"\u003eFamily \u0026amp; Relationships\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/njcorrectionsbookstore.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-FAM005000\"\u003eLife Stages | Later Years\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/njcorrectionsbookstore.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-HUM\"\u003eHumor\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/njcorrectionsbookstore.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-HUM008000\"\u003eTopic | Adult\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eRichard Smith\u003c\/b\u003e is a \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author whose books and calendars appear in many languages. His works include \u003ci\u003eThe Dieter's Guide to Weight Loss During Sex, Your Cat's Just Not That Into You, You Know You're 60 When . . ., Everything I Need to Know I Learned from My Dog, \u003c\/i\u003eand the Bad Cat calendar series. He enjoys spearfishing, long walks, and agriculture.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crown Publishing Group (NY)","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43845456298123,"sku":"9780767902106","price":11.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0626\/5100\/7115\/files\/img_110deb30-3478-4928-bb76-b336d8bca3a7.jpg?v=1755881046","url":"https:\/\/cacorrectionsbookstore.com\/products\/you-know-youre-50-when-9780767902106","provider":"CA Corrections Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}