{"product_id":"toddlers-are-a-holes-its-not-your-fault","title":"Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault","description":"\u003cb\u003eAt last, the book that answers the question on every parent's mind: Why does my toddler hate me? \u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Okay, it's not really hate. It's just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler's toast. (Or not cutting it off--seriously, you can't win.) \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eIncludes: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe theory of toddler evolution \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMealtime (AKA Hell)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour unraveling life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd how not to die inside \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/njcorrectionsbookstore.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=AUTH-6943506\"\u003eBunmi Laditan\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Workman Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/07\/2015\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 176\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.40lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 6.90h x 5.20w x 0.50d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780761185642\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN10:\u003c\/b\u003e 076118564X\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBISAC Categories:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/njcorrectionsbookstore.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-HUM\"\u003eHumor\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/njcorrectionsbookstore.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-HUM011000\"\u003eTopic | Marriage \u0026amp; Family\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/njcorrectionsbookstore.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-FAM\"\u003eFamily \u0026amp; Relationships\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/njcorrectionsbookstore.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-FAM025000\"\u003eLife Stages | Infants \u0026amp; Toddlers | General\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/njcorrectionsbookstore.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-HUM\"\u003eHumor\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/njcorrectionsbookstore.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-HUM012000\"\u003eTopic | Men, Women \u0026amp; Relationships\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Workman Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43893652914315,"sku":"9780761185642","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0626\/5100\/7115\/files\/img_99836eae-0645-4076-b90f-4ed71797476b.jpg?v=1756139312","url":"https:\/\/cacorrectionsbookstore.com\/products\/toddlers-are-a-holes-its-not-your-fault","provider":"CA Corrections Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}