{"product_id":"the-honest-toddler-a-childs-guide-to-parenting-9781476734774","title":"The Honest Toddler: A Child's Guide to Parenting","description":"\u003cb\u003eFrom the bestselling author of \u003ci\u003eDear God\u003c\/i\u003e, an irreverent, bracingly honest, and \"awfully funny\" (\u003ci\u003eThe Boston Globe\u003c\/i\u003e) satirical parenting guide from the Twitter's most infamous tot, whose unchecked sense of entitlement and undeniable charm have captivated hundreds of thousands of fans.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAre you constantly disappointing the toddler in your life? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAre you tired, stressed out, and looking for relief? I can't help you with that, but if you want to become an A+ servant to your small child, this book is for you. Who better to teach you about toddlers than another toddler? You will learn: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e- How time-outs make you look like a fool\u003cbr\u003e - Why potty training is not only unnecessary but unrealistic for children under eighteen\u003cbr\u003e - Why toddler beds are OUT and letting your child sleep on the diagonal in your bed is IN\u003cbr\u003e - The best way to apologize to your toddler for all of those Pinterest casseroles\u003cbr\u003e - That when you love someone, you accept them as they are, pants or no pants \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe hard-hitting knowledge in \u003ci\u003eThe Honest Toddler\u003c\/i\u003e will save you thousands of dollars in unnecessary whole grains and toothbrushes. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHappy reading. You're doing the right thing. For once.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/njcorrectionsbookstore.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=AUTH-6943506\"\u003eBunmi Laditan\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Scribner Book Company\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/22\/2014\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 241\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.48lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.10h x 5.20w x 0.70d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781476734774\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1476734771\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBISAC Categories:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/njcorrectionsbookstore.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-HUM\"\u003eHumor\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/njcorrectionsbookstore.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-HUM011000\"\u003eTopic | Marriage \u0026amp; Family\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/njcorrectionsbookstore.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-FAM\"\u003eFamily \u0026amp; Relationships\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/njcorrectionsbookstore.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-FAM025000\"\u003eLife Stages | Infants \u0026amp; Toddlers | General\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/njcorrectionsbookstore.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-FAM\"\u003eFamily \u0026amp; Relationships\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/njcorrectionsbookstore.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-FAM034000\"\u003eParenting | General\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Scribner Book Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43845471535243,"sku":"9781476734774","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0626\/5100\/7115\/files\/img_99d0247e-c3e0-4237-8126-3fdbec1fe335.jpg?v=1755881331","url":"https:\/\/cacorrectionsbookstore.com\/products\/the-honest-toddler-a-childs-guide-to-parenting-9781476734774","provider":"CA Corrections Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}