{"product_id":"how-to-test-negative-for-stupid-and-why-washington-never-will-9780063453067","title":"How to Test Negative for Stupid: And Why Washington Never Will","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne of the most distinctive and funny politicians, Senator John Kennedy (the one from Louisiana)--hailed by \u003cem\u003ePolitico\u003c\/em\u003e as \"America's most quotable Senator\"--offers his perceptive (and hilarious) takes on the ridiculousness of political life in this scathingly witty takedown of Washington and its elite denizens.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHow to Test Negative for Stupid\u003c\/em\u003e offers the Senator's tongue-in-cheek guidebook through Washington, punctuated by his thoughts on various issues and humorous stories about life from Louisiana politics and inside the Senate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom the mind--and mouth--of \"America's Most Quotable Senator\" \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Always be yourself . . . unless you suck.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I say this gently: This is why the aliens won't talk to us.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"If you trust government, you obviously failed history class.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I believe that our country was founded by geniuses, but it's being run by idiots.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Always follow your heart . . . but take your brain with you.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I'm not going to Bubble Wrap it: The water in Washington, D.C., won't clear up until you get the pigs out of the creek.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I have the right to remain silent but not the ability.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Common sense is illegal in Washington, D.C., I know. I've seen it firsthand.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I believe that we are going to have to get some new conspiracy theories. All the old ones turned out to be true.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cacorrectionsbookstore.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=AUTH-11751180\"\u003eJohn Kennedy\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Harper Large Print\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/07\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 304\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.80lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.70d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780063453067\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0063453061\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLarge Print\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBISAC Categories:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cacorrectionsbookstore.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-POL\"\u003ePolitical Science\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cacorrectionsbookstore.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-POL040000\"\u003eAmerican Government | General\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cacorrectionsbookstore.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-BIO\"\u003eBiography \u0026amp; Autobiography\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cacorrectionsbookstore.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-BIO010000\"\u003ePolitical\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cacorrectionsbookstore.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=CAT-HUM\"\u003eHumor\u003c\/a\u003e | \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cacorrectionsbookstore.com\/search?type=product%2Carticle%2Cpage\u0026amp;q=BISAC-HUM006000\"\u003eTopic | Politics\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Harper Large Print","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44380268036235,"sku":"9780063453067","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0626\/5100\/7115\/files\/img_3de028fb-c927-43d3-b6fd-8e0bf8633de5.jpg?v=1760539310","url":"https:\/\/cacorrectionsbookstore.com\/products\/how-to-test-negative-for-stupid-and-why-washington-never-will-9780063453067","provider":"CA Corrections Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}